Am I sick of the rain...no sun, wind, torrential downpours...!
Did I mention I have a metal roof...
The yard is a swamp...there be strange critters out there,
I hear things that go bump in the night...
Insert sounds of birds and bees here....warm breezes...the scent of blooming flowers and trees...
yeah, WHATEVER!!!
April showers bring May flowers,
well they never lived near the river...
Mississippi is starting to crowd out the roads in
the downtown, camp grounds are closing...
did I mention
TORRENTIAL!!!
