What is this great beast of burden invading my space...harbinger of destruction, dragon ripping the hearts out of spring beauty...oh the horror...please be gentle, oh rider of the beast, for you know not what dwells deep in my garden realm...there are secrets only known to the keeper of the bees...beware devil...
Goodbye lily of the field...
Goodbye grand dame of the prairie...
Goodbye faithful friend, owner of the current Sears and Roebuck...
Farewell, one hole wonder, your memories lies frozen in time...you shall ne're be forgotten, my friend of tales past, oh wooden wonder, your cold seat and spidered curtains shall remain in my heart for an eternity, oh, these modern times of burying past lives...farewell...adeu, adeu, friend...