Sunday, September 28, 2008

We've made contact...


That illusive phone call was made this afternoon from Texas, to make all us poor suckers drool with envy...theothertheresa called disguising her voice as Lauri from The Chippy's...whatdaya mean this is Lauri...I could tell by all the background noise that these intrepid junkers were having way too much fun...I gotta tell ya, Lauri's sweet Southern drawl does not reflect the Lauri we all know and love from the blog...but I'm sure as the night rolls on, that voice will become huskier and more Texas-like to suit the wild-woman we know too well...and speaking of wild women...the now famous table toppin, girdle frocken, Southern sweetheart, Miss LuLu Redstar, our bloggin' pin-up girl has assurred me there is enough trash at this show to go around...they are already shoppin, 'Lauri has bought her first male crack-head baby and is anxious to share with her girls back home...I know personally that Lefty is green with envie...I think I heard the word B__ch muttered in the background. I also got to talk to Theresa Cano, Garden Antiques Vintage, she is having a blog party tonight and would I love to be a lil' mouse in the corner...hell no...pass the gin buckets and Lone Star Beer!

So anyway...have a great time gals, sell lots of stuff and buy lots of stuff...gotta go...got the atlas out and am loggin the road trip for the spring show...later ya'll...don't do anything I wouldn't do!!! Can't wait to see yer new cowboy hat Craig...LOL

6 comments:

Greyscale Territory said...

I feel out of the loop on this one! I have read it several times and have no idea whatsoever it all means!

So, from my ignorant standpoint, it seems there is some kind of party involving maybe Sisters and a blogger! To celebrate Autumn? The Equinox? Scratchy had a trim?

Any reason is a good reason to have a party I guess! But I am usually the mouse in the corner! I go incredibly shy! Hopeless!

That is, until last New Year's Eve when I went (read "dragged")to a neighbour's with ant bitten swollen feet! I spent most of the time with feet in an ice bucket and lots of attention as people took turns to refresh the ice! It was hilarious!

Whatever the reason! Just have fun!

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

nqShe speaks of the Warrenton/Round Top Show in Texas. Cher at The Texas Woman just posted enough pictures to make me envious and now you speak of drunken phone calls! I wanna be there and I am stomping my foot at this very moment. Spring Show. Meet ya there. ~Mindy

trash talk said...

It was a great party and Theresa did a fantastic job. We decided to call ourselves The B.S. (Blogging Society) Dig it? Debbie

LuluRedstar/Lauri Evans said...

You know that I am going to charge you a fee for mentioning lulu on your blog. That comes directly from my agent, Theresa Cano, and checks are accepted.
We had a great time and miss you terribly. Lauri's voice has gone mesquite-husky. We found the Penitentiary BOys and stories will follow. check the blog.
xo the chippys

Hey Harriet said...

Hehe...I read Greyscale's comment & thought..."phew" I was a little confused by it all as well but enjoyed your sense of fun anyways :)

Garden Antqs Vintage said...

sHARON, You Absolutely cAN Not mISS the Spring sHOW. See what happens when you attend one of these shows, your typing gets messed up along with other things we won't mention...stay tuned for my upcoming posts. Yes, you will sure wish you were there to take pics and have a laugh or two!!